Posted on October 29th, 2006 by
I got this e-mail from a friend who had just written a chem midterm friday night, needless to say it gave me a good laugh :) The following is supposedly an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the ... [ Continue Reading Explanation of Hell... ]
Posted on October 27th, 2006 by
A man walks into a bar. On the bar sits a big jar of twenty dollar bills. The man asks the bartender,"What's the deal with the jar of money?" "Well", the bartender says,"I've got a horse tied up in the stable out back. This horse has never laughed in his life. ... [ Continue Reading Laughing Horse... ]
Posted on October 27th, 2006 by
I've been really busy over the last week with coaching basketball, three mid terms (and one more to look forward to next week), and pressure to get a couple of web design projects wrapped up. Looking forward to relaxing a bit this weekend before some more cramming and studying. [ Continue Reading Super Busy... ]
Posted on October 23rd, 2006 by
10. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the Earth. 9. Mosquitoes catch a buzz after attacking you. 8. The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat. 7. Your idea of cutting back is less salt. 6. You can focus better with one eye closed. 5. ... [ Continue Reading Signs Your Drunk... ]
Posted on October 22nd, 2006 by
True extracts from UK Insurance Claim forms; These are collected by Norwich Union for their annual Christmas magazine. "I started to slow down but the traffic was more stationary than I thought." "I pulled into a lay-by with smoke coming from under the bonnet. I realised the car was on fire so ... [ Continue Reading Insurance Claims... ]
Posted on October 17th, 2006 by
Why did the chicken cross the road? MEL GIBSON Why do you think the chicken crossed the road? Because its a (censored) Jew. Jews think they can just (censored) cross the street whenever they want. Jewish chickens are responsible for all the wars in the world...are you a Jew?? HOWARD STERN I'm afraid to ... [ Continue Reading Crossing Roads... ]
Posted on October 16th, 2006 by
I've fixed a couple more bugs with the new design, finished styling off some new content, and refined some of the pages. The main bug that was starting to irritate me was the customize menu up top only working when the first post was loaded. So for example, if you ... [ Continue Reading More Page Updates... ]
Posted on October 15th, 2006 by
Pretty sweet perspective drawing of Batman and Robin, origin :clap: [ Continue Reading Perspective Drawing... ]
Posted on October 15th, 2006 by
After completing law school and passing the bar, a man decides to open up a private practice with one of his law school buddies as partner. On their first day, they set up shop, and around lunchtime, the man's buddy goes out to get them some sandwiches. Two minutes later, a woman ... [ Continue Reading An Ethical Dilemma... ]